Another Farting, Belching, Slobbering Male

Who adores me. Meet Clemenza. That’s Capo Clemenza to you. He’s a valley bulldog. Oops: Valley Bulldog, a pretend purebred. As one guy put it on a bulldog forum: "Even though you mixed two purebreds, you still gotta mutt." Clemenza doesn’t...

OH NO

I just looked at a picture of old fart expats, thinking "I probably won’t have anything in common with these guys. These are old farts." Upon closer examination, I realize they are not that old. In fact, they are…. Jal’s age. Which means...

Key West Ramblings

Ah, Cayo Hueso. On our first day in Key West, the Wednesday after Thanksgiving, we spotted these bicycle Santas on Duval Street. Such a common sight, I almost didn’t record it! I gained ten pounds in Key West. Everytime I made plans to see someone, it was for a...

Open Letter from Scott

A friend sent this to me today… yo soy simpático! Buenos dias mis amigos,I used to be a Wall Street Yuppie but I’m OK now.Strutting around lower Manhattan in my designer suit, ‘the’ most fashionable tie that cost as much as the average Costa...

The Tica Linda Biz

A viable business is one that meets a need, that is commercially viable and therefore profitable. With a reasonable chance of succeeding. Hopefully, the results of the efforts include satisfaction for all involved. Happy customers, happy owners. We are looking for...

You Can Be Landline-Free!

If you have hi-speed internet and are using any phone service other than a Voice-over Internet Protocol, like Skype, you are throwing money away. If you are moving to or just visiting a foreign country where hi-speed internet access is available, you really do need a...

The Miracle Of Hanukkah

A year ago, when we first got the idea to run away to Costa Rica for a year, the Bortmans of P.A. had already spent months planning and packing in preparation for their year-long sabbatical in Costa Rica. That’s the oddest thing, right? Planning a move to a...