The MARC Xmas Train

22 dec 2006 MARC stands for Monroe Association for Retarded Citizens. Key West loves its retarded citizens and takes very good care of them. The MARC family rents a large space and runs a garden center where everyone shops for plants and orchids. They live in a group...

Footnote:

I left out a really important point: that the people to whom we are turning over our will and our lives also run the post office, the DMV, the building department, the IRS, the public school system, the prison system and immigration. As if that weren't disturbing...

Try And Maintain Calm

These are my boobs. Nice, huh? This is also my favorite picture of my boobs. They look perky here, yes? Firm. Perhaps because they are smashed flat between ice cold steel and plexi-glass, molded into perfection. I mean, they ARE perky in real life, of course. Ask...

You Won’t Believe This.

Yesterday, Mo developed red bumps all over his chest and face. By last night it had spread to his back, down his arms a little… It had started to look better yesterday afternoon, but as soon as doctor’s hours ended, the places on his face got bumpy. It...

Snot Again

Google images may have saved Morgan’s life. He’s on his way home from the hospital now (it’s Sunday morning). WARNING: graphic photos below. Let’s just get me out of the way here: I am a basket case. Between Ryan’s mass and surgery,...

Great News and, um, Interesting News

The great news is that this morning I walked into Ryan’s room at around 5am because there was a funny noise. He was sleeping with his MOUTH SHUT and sorta snoring through his nose. The tamponas have a tube running down the middle of them to help breathe. THEY...