Shallow Sal

It’s official: I’m shallow. Why else would I spend $1900 on a surgical procedure to make me look younger? I am no longer in denial. Admitting this is not as painful as I thought it would be, actually. I guess deep down I always knew it. I could be worse...

Operator, Give Me Information…

Information Give me long distance Long distance Give me heaven… But I digress. The point of this post is to share my new discovery: there IS information here in Costa Rica: dial 113! Today I got Pizza Hut’s number and ordered pizza. Man, this is living....

My New Best Friends

If my jowels fall down to my knees, perhaps I would do this again. Otherwise, this is plenty of elective surgery for me. Thank you very much. P.S. Mom, the photos are HERE. You should see the other guy.

Las Drogas

I left the R/L Clinic last night with a baggie of las drogas [DRO-gus, drugs]: Cefadroxilo for inflammation and pain (not that there is any at all… amazing);Flamydol (or Diclofenaco Potasico) for inflammation;Dormicum – 7.5mg to make me sleep; andLorazepam...