is sooooo totally dirty. Clean laundry piled on the ping pong table, the floors need a once-over… just the basics, I guess. Usually by this time, the maid's been here twice already and everything looks neater. I miss my maid… but I'm not missing anything else. Ha ha, get it? Still, somebody needs to clean this place. I'm too busy to worry about cleaning. Much, much too busy. See?